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commanderabutt:

missyay:

nazerine:

excessivecompulsive:

nazerine:

the anti vaccination movement basically consists of random people with no knowledge of medicine going “I can medicine better than doctors” and it would be hilarious if it wasn’t literally killing people

you dont need vaccines, I havent had any and Im still doing great

wow, what a compelling argument. you’ve got me

in other news, i am still alive therefore death must be a myth

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Via The Party Zone

Anonymous said: what drugs have you done

h0odrich:

nice try mom

Via Derpley

terezi-pie-rope:

hdawg1995 :

was chowder even real

(Source: expederest)


Via Ruined Childhood


whateverbeb:

that’s the point

(Source: rydenarmani)


inactiveblogger:

inactiveblogger:

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Via The Absolute Funniest Posts

rnikan:

SO AT WORK TODAY I WALKED IN AND MY MANAGER WAS ON THE GROUND CRYING AND I WAS LIKE KIM WHAT’S WRONG AND SHE POINTS TO THE ORDER SCREEN AND IT SAYS WE NEED TO MAKE 2000 PIZZAS BY 6 PM SO I CALLED THE GUY AND HE WAS LIKE “I MEANT TO ORDER 20 PIZZAS OH MY GOD I’M SO SORRY I’M ON MOBILE” AND I’VE NEVER LAUGHED THAT HARD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

(Source: soulgems)

Via 182Angels44Racer

illkim:

imagine if we had text post signatures

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(Source: illkim)

Via Ruined Childhood

continent:

California reppin bro



cinematicsymphony:

This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.

(Source: kaliskadyami)


Via DrummerDrew


godbless-st-cyr:

This website is made up of killers

A compilation of my favourite ‘we’re all killers’ posts.


Via DrummerDrew


(Source: metaf)


faustsfancycorner:

joanegbert:

satorika:

when u dont know if ur ocs backstory is really cliched or not

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IT TOOK ME A MINTUE TO REALIZE THIS IS A FACE AND NOT THREE BLUNTS

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(Source: minagoroshi-archive)

Via You're wasting time

honeystopthecar:

Lighting just hit my apartment building. The noise was so loud that my dog fear farted….cute.

Via Honey, Stop the Car

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

"bisexual? you mean you’re experimenting?"

*kicks test tubes and alien hybrid under a desk* “um no what do you mean”

Via Once you go Zack you never go back


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